The Galerias contender
Crazy Banana holds down Rua do Conde de Vizela in the Galerias district, downtown Porto’s densest nightlife strip, and bills itself without blushing as “the best striptease club in Porto”. The location is its first argument: you can walk here from any downtown bar, which no industrial-estate competitor can claim. Its lineage traces to the former Life Club operation in Gaia.
Nightly shows, tiered ambitions
Entertainment runs nightly with an international cast of dancers, and the club hosts the full occasion circuit — bachelor parties, birthdays, corporate outings, and, notably, couples. The house innovation is commercial rather than theatrical: a tiered membership-and-package concept that turns a night out into something you can budget, and pay for, before you arrive.
Prices, for once in writing
The online shop lists prepaid client packages from Bronze at €90 through Silver (€290) and Gold (€500) to a Platinum tier at €1,600. Bachelor packages run €220 to €420; couples packages €130 to €600. Entry, drinks and dances outside the packages remain unpublished — ask at the door — but few clubs in Portugal put this much pricing in the open.
Getting in
Directory hours run roughly 22:00 to 04:00 nightly. São Bento station and the Aliados metro are both a short walk, and card and online payment are accepted throughout — a WooCommerce-powered strip club being a very 2020s Porto sentence. Groups should buy their package in advance and simply show up.
The menu
How a visit works
- Optionally pre-buy a package online — Bronze at €90 up to Platinum at €1,600
- Walk in from the Galerias strip any night around 22:00
- Ask entry and drink prices at the door if you came without a package
- Enjoy the nightly shows with the club's international cast
- Groups and couples: redeem your prepaid package and let the house run the night
Facilities & highlights
- Nightly striptease entertainment
- International dancers
- Prepaid membership packages
- Bachelor-party packages
- Couples packages
- Online shop & card payment
- Central walkable location
- Birthday & corporate events
Find us
Rua do Conde de Vizela 117, 4050-640 Porto · Porto
On Rua do Conde de Vizela in the Galerias nightlife district of downtown Porto, an easy walk from São Bento station and Aliados metro.
Good to know
- Packages can be bought and paid online in advance — unusual for the genre
- Sits mid-Galerias, so it slots naturally into a downtown bar crawl
- Couples packages exist alongside the bachelor staples
- Appears connected to the former Life Club Gaia operation
- Nightly hours per directories run about 22:00–04:00
