Alexandra SPA Madeira

Madeira’s one open door

Alexandra SPA is, as far as verifiable research reaches, the only operator on Madeira openly advertising an erotic massage menu — a one-woman private practice for men, run from an undisclosed Funchal studio, strictly by appointment. On an island otherwise bare of the trade, that makes her listing here less a choice than an inevitability.

An unusually explicit card

The ‘Massagem Masculina Erótica’ menu is two-tiered and unambiguous: Nível I, a 50-minute tantric full-body including genital touch; Nível II, the advanced sensitive/tantric combination adding Lingam massage and prostate work, external and internal. Around it sits a regular menu — aromatic oils, cranio-facial, anti-stress, back and neck, feet — plus beauty treatments from 45-minute exfoliations to 90-minute body treatments.

A private studio, on trust

The studio is private and discreet, its address released only on contact. This is a solo practice, not a house with a roster: one practitioner, one room, appointments only. No prices are published for anything, and the website is a 2014-era relic without real venue photography — hence no photos in this listing.

Verify, then book

The practice is long-running, but a dated website and unpublished tariff mean the sensible first step is a call: +351 912 223 322, or email, to confirm she is operating, agree the treatment and price, and receive the address. Funchal is compact; once you have the street, you are minutes from anywhere central.