The hotel zone’s answer
New York Gentleman’s Club works the other half of Funchal’s two-club geography: where Diamond Club serves the old town, New York sits in the Lido hotel district, inside the EdifÃcio Varanda do Lido on Rua da Casa Branca. It positions itself as one of Funchal’s most elegant and well-frequented adult venues — the discreet nightcap option for the surrounding resort hotels.
Shows and side rooms
The offer is classic and compact: strip shows, table dancing and private areas, wrapped in marketing that leans on refinement and discretion rather than spectacle. Hours run long — Monday to Saturday, 22:00 to 06:00 by directory listings — which makes it the latest-closing option on an island not famous for its late nights.
Top bracket, no menu
Nothing is priced publicly, and directories file the club under their top price bracket — four dollar signs’ worth of warning. The Facebook page carries an 82% recommend score from a small review base. Ask prices at the door or when calling ahead, and calibrate expectations to hotel-zone economics rather than old-town ones.
Confirm before you commit
The address and phone numbers have stayed consistent across independent directories for years, and social activity ran into late 2025 — but there is no 2026-dated proof of trading, so a call to +351 962 373 111 before heading over is the smart open. From the Lido hotels it is a walk; from downtown Funchal, a short and cheap taxi.