The big south-bank operation
IC Montijo is the largest of the south-bank houses: 52 suites off the A12/IC32 at Montijo, a quarter of an hour from Lisbon across the Ponte Vasco da Gama. The format is total discretion, engineered rather than promised — every suite is reached directly from its own private garage, and there is no visual contact with staff at any point of the stay.
From Standard to Zanzibar
Standard suites start from €60 for four hours and hydromassage suites from €80, before the range opens into four named Jacuzzi-VIP flagships — Zanzibar, Delhi, Bali and Marrakech — and a full themed run: a Grey room, Cabaret, erotic swing, Fantasy, Vibrações, Tântrica, Ousadia and pole suites, priced through the booking engine. A ‘Personalize a sua suite’ service will decorate before you arrive.
The hatch handles everything
The house’s neatest trick is the pass-through hatch: food and drink are delivered to the suite around the clock without a door ever fully opening on a member of staff. Combined with the garage-to-suite entry — and a double-garage option if you arrive as two cars — the whole visit can pass without a single witnessed moment.
Bubbles as standard
Sparkling wine is included with every stay regardless of tier, and breakfast joins it on the 16- and 24-hour formats. Vouchers and a client card exist for the regulars. Booking goes through motelicmontijo.com or +351 916 536 285; the VIP and themed suites are priced on request rather than on a public grid.